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Lalake: Miss anong height mo?

Miss: 5′5 Lalake: Wow, ang laki mo pla.. Buti nagkasya ka sa puso ko.. ————————————————-

guy: hi.. is ur name summer??

girl: no.. y?

guy: cuz ur so hot…

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guy: miss marunong k bng lumangoy??

girl: i thnk so.. Y?

guy: kc bka malunod k sa pgmmhl ko e…

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guy: r u tired?? cuz u’ve been running in my head all day… ————————————————-

guy: lam mu b… kht mwla ka… hndi kta mami2ss..

girl: bkt nmn!?

guy: kc nnd2 k lng sa puso ko e…

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guy: miss may 5 peso ka? lady: wala po bkt??

guy: nangako po kasi ako na tawagan ko mom ko kung naiinlove na po ako ————————————————-

sa jollibee

Lalaki: Miss anong masarap diyan

Gurl: Ung value meal 2

Lalalki: Kasama ba sa value meal ang cel no. mo?

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Guy: Miss naghahanap ka ng dorm?

Gurl: uu e

Guy: Bakante pa kasi ang puso ko baka gusto mong matuloy ————————————————-

hi miss, alam m ba para kang microwave? 1 minute palang kce nag iinit na ko syo ————————————————-

Guy: Hi! *trips on his shoelace on pupose*

Girl: Are you alright?

Guy: OMG, I think I have just fallen for you!

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i think ur dad’s a terrorist..cuz ur da bomb

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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

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Hey, don’t frown - you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile. ————————————————-

If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created. ————————————————-

B: Parang kang Max’s

G: Bakit?

B: Sarap to the bones!

G: *sapoks*

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B: I’m like McDonalds

G: Why?

B: *points to the heart of the girl* Love ko to’

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Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good. ————————————————-

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? ————————————————-

scenario: sunset

Girl: look at the sunset is’nt it one of the worlds most beautiful sight you are ever see?

Boy:(Looks at the Girl and let her catchhim looking at her) Yeah… its gorgeous !! ————————————————-

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? ————————————————-

I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. ————————————————-

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. ————————————————-

miss i think i know you, ahh i remember..your my next girlfriend ————————————————-

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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Were you in Girl Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. ————————————————-

Were your parents Greek Gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess ————————————————-

Hi! Do you have a map? Because I think I got lost… in your eyes" ————————————————-

"love me now, i’ll court u forever."

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approaching a girl in a bar "did you know that there’s at least a 50 % chance that we’ll end up having sex?". Girl turns and asks why. To which the guy replies "you see there’s 2 of us and I’m willing…" ————————————————-

I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away! ————————————————-

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business. ————————————————-

B: kayo ba my ari ng CRAYOLA!?

G:nde , bket?

B: kinulayan mo mundo ko eh

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Boy: is your father a baker???

Girl: why???

Boy: coz you have great buns

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I have lost my virginity can i take yours?

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B: Can i thank ur mom?

G: why

B: for having u

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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. ————————————————-

Nice legs…what time do they open?

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I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? ————————————————-

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?

While waiting for the Rappelz update to finish, I must say that it’s currently our Game of the Moment TM. Call it a carebear game but it doesn’t matter. So far, we’re enjoying doing quests in order to level up. Unlike our previous game, Hero Online, we need to finish quests to level up and not kill monsters to level up, then receive quests. But we’re not totally dropping off Hero Online. We just took a time off after Fluffy’s character got into some bug. The Netgame peeps took around 1 month to resolve the bug, long enough for us to look for some other free to play MMORPG. We found Rappelz then, developed by GPotato same company who introduced Flyff.

I have some comments on the graphics though while I’m playing in Toshi (512MB RAM, 2.4GHz processor). With Hero Online, I play with minimum graphic settings and I don’t have complaints with the gameplay. With Rappelz however, I find it hard to explore the map with the minimun settings. I also had to upgrade my graphics driver to take off some mis-rendered graphics while playing the game.

But while I can still bear with Rappelz, I am quite excited after getting out of the Training Island for the first time. When you’re off the Training Island, it means you can already do PK (Player Kill) whenever you turn the PK mode on. I wanted to try this for once. In the games I previously played, you can hardly participate in PVP unless you achieve a high level. In Rappelz, once you turn 15, you can kill. 

One more thing, while training for the first 10 to 12 levels, you can hardly die. So far, my character is 12+ and I only died once during our encounter with the Piranha Worm Boss. You really need to join a party in defeating boss quests. Fluffy and my team is good enough to defeat the boss the next time we saw it.

The impact of blogging to me is Helpful. Helpful in the sense that I can freely express my thoughts through posting blogs and for me blogging is not only a requirement to pass a certain subject in school but also it is an aid to my writing skills.

Before I stepped to my new school, I’ve been hearing lots of advices on “how to be a college student" "what to expect from college life" and "the difference b/n HS life and College life"

 

Some say that “first impressions last" So when I came to school on our first day I made sure that I’m neat and presentable with my simple clothes. And I made sure that I’m not snubbing anyone I used to be very conscious of my actions but I finally found relief when I found some of old HS classmates.

 

We instantly became the circle of friends because the other freshmen will only be friends with the one they already know, well with exceptions to those who really are friendly. The first semester was really fun. I was fresh from my HS days and I’m still active in school. I study every night. I’m not contented when my grades is lower than 85. I did my best to belong to the Dean’s list but sadly I didn’t make it. For some really serious problem with my teacher that almost resulted for him to lose his job.

 

On our 2nd semester, things are getting serious with our major subjects. I’ve encountered "terror teachers" and I also found new set of friends. And we really got close we help each other with everything that concerns our studies. And now I’m missing them because I transferred.

My greatest dream of all is to have a different life far from what I have right now. A life that is so far away with all the things I hated about life. Far from home. Where I can live my life and be myself.
            I want to be successful so I can do things that I wanted to do, things that I can’t do right now.

            I want to be happy so life will be worth living

I was really longing to be my own self. For when I’m at home, I always act like the one they brought me up for. Someone my family had expected me to be, but I’m not that person. I want to be my own self. I want to show the world the real me. I want to act the way I wanted to.

            Until I met my friends, they come to accept me for who I am. And when I’m with them I’m happy because I can be myself. And I found hope in them that someday my family will learn to accept that this is the kind of personality I choose.

-Love moves in mysterious ways for we do things that we regret in the end.

-Love moves in mysterious ways for sometimes we tend to look so far, when the love is already in front of you.

-Love moves in mysterious ways for sometimes we need to let go of the person just to prove them that we love them and there are also times that you have to fight for them

-Love moves in mysterious ways for we may never know who loves for real and who doesn’t.

-Love moves in mysterious ways for we think that love hurts, when in fact it is us who make mistakes that can cause to our heartaches.

-Love moves in mysterious ways for we make things complicated. We love those who don’t love us, and we reject those who love us… and we pray and ask God to give us the guy who will love us truly.

The best gift I could possibly give to my parents would be my college diploma which I can get when I graduate.

 

            It would be the result of all their hard works just to send me to school, and giving me everything i needed and even the things that I really don’t need.

 

            It would also show that they can trust me with our business and soon I can be the bread winner of our family.

its a rest day for the students, no assignments, project and other problem. The only thing that there in their mind is just enjoyment and fun. No cermons from the teachers…jejej..

Just like the teachers day they have their rest day and enjoyment, so as a student we have also the day of enjoyment and have some fun.After that day well…go back again to our task which is to study and particapte to the class. I have enjoy my day as a student because its symbolizes that I am a good students because i have done my assignments anddo what i want.

Its another memories to capture, and another moment to treasure. Im proud to be one of the student of UIC though Im not satisfied with the people sorrounds me but in this place i found my self.

So student,….we rule!!!!

Essence of the ITE festival is full of exitement and fun. I have joined the programming contest and it is so challenging for me, we stayed in the laboratory for 5 hours and it is very cold and my partner christopher just laughing because some of the question we dont know how to answer…hahah….I cant forget those moment coz I enjoy it though were not the winner but im proud to be one of the contestant of that contest.

Though I’m not interested to join in other activity its because I dont have the potential to join those contest!…After the day of hard time, its the time of enjoyment which is the ITE night, I enjoy to see my schoolmates and friends who joined the contest: the MTV SPOOF and MODERN DANCE contest.After that we go home bring the memories and enjoyment for what we have experienced for the ITE Festival 2007.

Davao city is known to be the largest city in the world. It is also popular in the Philippines because our city is one of the peaceful cities in this country. Davao is also one of the prosperous city because there are many business surrounding the city from proprietors to corporations… Davao City is a great place to live in. If compared to other cities, Davao is really progressive we already have three huge shopping malls namely SM, G-mall, and NCCC. there are also many more shopping stores where we can find very affordable stuffs. for those people who likes the night life, we can go to The Venue, MTS, Halo and many more. Davao is also popular for the Durian fruit and the waling-waling. and i am proud to say i live in Davao!

One unforgettable life changing experience I have is just an experience I recently had.
When I was young, I am such a loner for I am very shy. I don’t have friends that stayed long in my life. As I grew up, I became more of a loner but deep inside me, I am longing to have real friends.
There was one incident in my life that happened. I thought they are my real friends but they turned their back to me during the time I need them the most. This incident made me believe that I will never have any real friends.
I transferred to another city and met new set of so-called-friends. This time it was different. I feel so comfortable when I’m with them but because of that incident I was hesitating to open up to them for I am afraid to get hurt again. Then, one small fight ended that nice friendship. I went to school alone and don’t want to have any friends until I felt that I miss them and prepared to make peace with all of them. I realized that I don’t have to be a loner again because my new friends are just waiting for me to welcome them to my world.
Now that everything between us are okay, I realized that there is nothing to be afraid of. My friends accepted me for who I am and my envision in life change and I’m happy.

My best movie is Rob-B-Hood. This movie is about two big time robbers who were set up by their friend to kidnap a 30 million dollar baby. These two robbers are only after the money but they don’t have any intention to hurt any living thing. They don’t have any choice but to take care of the baby for they can’t leave their friend who is desperate to have the money.
            As the baby stayed with them they learned how to become good parents and the baby inspired them to become good persons.
            After a very bone-breaking fight to save the baby from it’s real kidnappers. They went to jail and later on the baby’s parents hired them to take care of the baby.
            It is the best movie for me because it showed that everyone have a heart even those people who did bad things. And it even made me cry.
           
            The worst movie for me is “umaaraw – umuulan”. This movie is about a guy who lost everything and found his happiness in having an imaginary friend. As he grew up, each time he is depressed this strange thing always happens to him.
            It is worst for me because it didn’t showed enough information and the ending was unclear. I didn’t know what happened to the boy because in the end he was hospitalized and later on found another girl this time he was kissing her.

Valentines Day is not only for lovers. It is also for family and friends.
A greeting is one of the good ways to show them that you remember them on Valentines Day.
For many people, Valentines Day is for sweethearts. They do their best to show to their mates or spouses, Bf/Gf how much they love them. They go on dates, some give gifts to show their affection.
            For me, I will show love to those I care about like my family and friends. And also to the ones who are less fortunate at this times.
            Valentines Day is for everyone, we should not forget about others. We should remember those people who forgot how to love. We should make peace to those who have hurt us and we have hurt. We should show them that we remember them on the day of hearts.

Internet is information super-highway. For it conveys exact information and others to the things that we seek through the use of the internet. Information from the internet is exact and very reliable.
            Some says internet is now a competition of the library. For it does not only gives information but it is also fun to use for those people who don’t like the silence in a library.
            Anything under the sun, you can find it in the internet and we know that the information we can get is very useful and dependable because all the information are updated and it have resources.

I am of age to vote for the upcoming election this year. This election would be my first time to choose the best leaders to govern this country. I am confused who to vote? For now that the election is near, there are so many politicians who advertise their selves in media.
            I know I should exercise my right as a voter but I’m thinking, If this politicians are really deserving to be on the government? Weren’t they are the politicians that have won the previous elections? They didn’t make any difference in leading our country. All those promised projects are gone now.
            As a first timer, I am really confused in choosing the rightful leaders. Rightful leaders for me are those who care about the country and are not after the money their position can give them.

Presentation skills in IT are very important for IT professionals and students, for we deal with business using technology. We should show competence on how to use all kinds of computers and other software. We should know hoe to produce a very presentable and effective results. Each result must have information that is useful to people. It is also important because later on in our lives the lessons we had are very useful and we can apply the lessons we have learned in our study and practice.

It’s the month of February now and almost everyone is looking forward for the day of hearts. Malls, restaurants and favorite gimmick joints are all geared up for their promotions on Valentines Day. You could see red hearts, red clothes, and bouquets of chocolates being displayed. But what does the day really means? Is it the day for lovers alone or for every one even without partners? A tricky question but true for some.

I do remember a love story which I encountered that have really touched my heart and moved my soul. It’s about a great love by a person to his partner. Such was his greatness in his love for his woman that he converted his home into a nursing home when his beloved started to fall apart from the reality and even patiently took care of her. How tiring it was for him and how painful it was that your most treasured one can no longer remember you. But this reality hasn’t changed the intensity of his love for his wife. This even made him stronger each day and his sacrifice was at the end rewarded with a loving recognition from his wife.

Love is a basic dimension of human experience that is variously conveyed as a sense of tender affection, an intense attraction, the foundation of intimacy and good interpersonal chemistry, willing self-sacrifice on behalf of another, and as an ineffable sense of affinity or connection to nature, other living beings, or even that which is unseen. It manifests itself in feelings, emotion, behaviour, thoughts, perception and attitude. It influences, underlies and defines major patterns in interpersonal relationships and self-identification.

When a man and woman do fall in love, assuming that each is romantically free and the context otherwise appropriate, sex is a necessary and proper expression of their feeling for each other. "Platonic love" under such circumstances would be a vice, a breach of integrity. Sex is to love what action is to thought, possession to evaluation, and body to soul. "We live in our minds," Roark observes, "and existence is the attempt to bring that life into physical reality, to state it in gesture and form." Sex is the pre-eminent form of bringing love into physical reality.

Oh! It again made cry and hope that I too will find such great love.

Me,Myself, and I…Some says I’m simple,dramatic,generous,understanding and loving person. One thing I know about myself is that I’m not a fake  and second is i’m not "two-faced" …I can’t live without my high-end computer(pentium poor…jejeje) I’m an explorer type of guy and I love surfing the internet. I like being alone…What I am now is who I am and what you see is what you get…

I will not change myself to please other people. This is the real me and I am not afraid to show it. I believe that when i show the real me… I will see and know who my true friends are. They will accept me as for who am I.

            A special friend is always there whenever special reasons or events exist, like a special hangout, a special group dates and so on but nothing compares when you have the so-called-best-friend. Your best friend   is the person who would be there for you even though there is no special reason at all. Your best friend is the best friend is the best friend and special friend as one, because she could be there in times of joy but the true essence of a best friend is being there when worst situations come into life.

January 2007 has passed and how time flies. It was just like yesterday when I started the month long training for the upcoming teakwondo match this February. During that period I go to school everyday bringing with me my armors and kimono for I go to the gym and practice with my team after school hours. Our daily practices are very strenuous and yet inspiring for we are participating in the tournament to win the gold medal. This is the pact of our team. My whole of January then was focused on being excellent if not good taekwondo athlete and thus, January for me was a whole of perspiration and a lot of kicks.

This February I’m a bit excited not only for the upcoming match but for the day of hearts. Hopefully, I could find somebody who can make me laugh and be myself. Oh! How excited I am for everyone to be happy this month of the hearts. There are a lot of events this month offers. Chinese New Year is coming and the Year of Pig will start pouring its luck and goodies for the fortunate signs. All I know is I am fortunate this year for I will win in the match and in the hearts game.

Wanted Leader : Men or Women.. I choose Men. Because ever since it is always the men who are leaders and not just leaders but some became great leaders. Men before and now still have a lot of knowledge in leading we know how to deal with a lot of things. Unlike women who nature is to stay home and stay quiet at all times. How can they be a good leader if they are just at home? There are also other women who are active in leadership.. but their knowledge and capabilities are limited. Un like the Men , we will fight for what is right

Most valuable things for me are the things I can’t live without, the things I love most and the things that are close to my heart. Some can’t be bought with money. The first and the most valuable is my family. Without them I don’t think I could last one more day. I’m blessed to have a loving family. I will never trade them for anything. I love my family so much that I really pray for their safety and I hope that I can be with them always. I hope that we will always be this happy. And finally, the last thing I really value is my PC. I know for some it may be luxurious but it is not, because I am very fond of this kind of high-tech gadgets. And now a computer is not a luxurious thing. It is mandatory in every persons home. It helps me doing a lot of things especially in my school works and when I’m using my computer I can forget my problems and I am really fond of computers. And I think that somehow I can’t make it if I don’t have my computer because I use the PC when I don’t have any things to do, when I’m lonely and having problems, and when I’m bored. These are the things I value in life. Things I cant live without.

            The sun has decided to come out in the past 4 days. What a relief, after almost 2 weeks of grey skies, unpredictable rain and mighty strong wind. A perfect time to do some housecleaning! Yeah, today I washed a load of clothes, curtains and scarves. Hung new clothes lines upstairs. Then cleaned 2 fans in my room. Like my life in past yrs. this life is so boring (as usual) because of some family problems… To tell you frankly… I don’t want to post some weird messages like expectation in every year because that was just for kids and I don’t want to spend my time typing nonsense messages here but I have no choice since this is my requirement in our subject. Anyway, i just post this because of grades.

In the past years, I am good on anything that deals with computers. But I have one weakness which is “love”. This year I expect that I can still be good in computers and if I can I wish I could do better.  And for my weakness I think I should concentrate more on my studies because it might be the reason why I don’t have good grades. Because this year I want to become a better person than I was before I want to become better for myself so  I can achieve my goals and for my family because I will give my best to change my attitude. I want to become a good boy for them. And to prove that I mean these things I will do my best to have good grades better than my grades before so my family will be happy for me. In order to achieve this goal, I will study harder than I did last semester. I will really focus now on my studies than any other things so I will not fail any subjects. I will continue doing this until I achieve some of my future goals which are to finish college so I can work abroad and to earn money to help my family and for me, to build my own future.

            I think 2007 is the best time to start this plans as early as January. Because If I will not start it now It would never be done. I want to have a future as nice as what I have in mind so by the end of this year I would have achieve some of my goals. And it would be hard work for me this year since I am only starting to be good. No matter how hard it is I will be ready just to achieve my goals. I will continue doing this and I will use this expectations or resolutions to guide me through this year.

All things in life change. Things do change and also people, they are not meant to last. Everybody do especially when circumstances dictate. So in life, you have to learn to live and let go of all the things which are not meant for you. Don’t be scared in letting go of someone or something. It really doesn’t mean that you’re weak if you let go. You are even building a new strength within yourself and in that strength you’ll find a new capability to love yourself and to love another person or a thing again. If you had something, let it go. If it didn’t come back to you, it was never yours.

Don’t held back, be ready to move on. There is a life to be lived and beautiful world to be seen. There are new people and more memories to make and the world will keep on changing with or without you. Don’t let fear hold you back from taking those chances. Just let yourself go and live the life that you want. Find yourself and be brave. Discover the world that awaits you and enjoy this wonderful life.

Life is full of happiness and burden so if ever you face difficulties in life