Lalake: Miss anong height mo?
Miss: 5′5 Lalake: Wow, ang laki mo pla.. Buti nagkasya ka sa puso ko.. ————————————————-
guy: hi.. is ur name summer??
girl: no.. y?
guy: cuz ur so hot…
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guy: miss marunong k bng lumangoy??
girl: i thnk so.. Y?
guy: kc bka malunod k sa pgmmhl ko e…
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guy: r u tired?? cuz u’ve been running in my head all day… ————————————————-
guy: lam mu b… kht mwla ka… hndi kta mami2ss..
girl: bkt nmn!?
guy: kc nnd2 k lng sa puso ko e…
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guy: miss may 5 peso ka? lady: wala po bkt??
guy: nangako po kasi ako na tawagan ko mom ko kung naiinlove na po ako ————————————————-
sa jollibee
Lalaki: Miss anong masarap diyan
Gurl: Ung value meal 2
Lalalki: Kasama ba sa value meal ang cel no. mo?
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Guy: Miss naghahanap ka ng dorm?
Gurl: uu e
Guy: Bakante pa kasi ang puso ko baka gusto mong matuloy ————————————————-
hi miss, alam m ba para kang microwave? 1 minute palang kce nag iinit na ko syo ————————————————-
Guy: Hi! *trips on his shoelace on pupose*
Girl: Are you alright?
Guy: OMG, I think I have just fallen for you!
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i think ur dad’s a terrorist..cuz ur da bomb
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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world
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Hey, don’t frown - you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile. ————————————————-
If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created. ————————————————-
B: Parang kang Max’s
G: Bakit?
B: Sarap to the bones!
G: *sapoks*
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B: I’m like McDonalds
G: Why?
B: *points to the heart of the girl* Love ko to’
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Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good. ————————————————-
Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? ————————————————-
scenario: sunset
Girl: look at the sunset is’nt it one of the worlds most beautiful sight you are ever see?
Boy:(Looks at the Girl and let her catchhim looking at her) Yeah… its gorgeous !! ————————————————-
When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.
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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? ————————————————-
I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. ————————————————-
Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. ————————————————-
miss i think i know you, ahh i remember..your my next girlfriend ————————————————-
I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?
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Were you in Girl Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. ————————————————-
Were your parents Greek Gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess ————————————————-
Hi! Do you have a map? Because I think I got lost… in your eyes" ————————————————-
"love me now, i’ll court u forever."
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approaching a girl in a bar "did you know that there’s at least a 50 % chance that we’ll end up having sex?". Girl turns and asks why. To which the guy replies "you see there’s 2 of us and I’m willing…" ————————————————-
I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away! ————————————————-
Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business. ————————————————-
B: kayo ba my ari ng CRAYOLA!?
G:nde , bket?
B: kinulayan mo mundo ko eh
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Boy: is your father a baker???
Girl: why???
Boy: coz you have great buns
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I have lost my virginity can i take yours?
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B: Can i thank ur mom?
G: why
B: for having u
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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. ————————————————-
Nice legs…what time do they open?
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I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? ————————————————-
You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?