WYSIWYG

Lalake: Miss anong height mo?

Miss: 5′5 Lalake: Wow, ang laki mo pla.. Buti nagkasya ka sa puso ko.. ————————————————-

guy: hi.. is ur name summer??

girl: no.. y?

guy: cuz ur so hot…

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guy: miss marunong k bng lumangoy??

girl: i thnk so.. Y?

guy: kc bka malunod k sa pgmmhl ko e…

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guy: r u tired?? cuz u’ve been running in my head all day… ————————————————-

guy: lam mu b… kht mwla ka… hndi kta mami2ss..

girl: bkt nmn!?

guy: kc nnd2 k lng sa puso ko e…

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guy: miss may 5 peso ka? lady: wala po bkt??

guy: nangako po kasi ako na tawagan ko mom ko kung naiinlove na po ako ————————————————-

sa jollibee

Lalaki: Miss anong masarap diyan

Gurl: Ung value meal 2

Lalalki: Kasama ba sa value meal ang cel no. mo?

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Guy: Miss naghahanap ka ng dorm?

Gurl: uu e

Guy: Bakante pa kasi ang puso ko baka gusto mong matuloy ————————————————-

hi miss, alam m ba para kang microwave? 1 minute palang kce nag iinit na ko syo ————————————————-

Guy: Hi! *trips on his shoelace on pupose*

Girl: Are you alright?

Guy: OMG, I think I have just fallen for you!

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i think ur dad’s a terrorist..cuz ur da bomb

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If you stood in front of a mirror and held up 11 roses, you would see 12 of the most beautiful things in the world

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Hey, don’t frown - you’ll never know who might be falling in love with your smile. ————————————————-

If it weren’t for that DAMNED sun, you’d be the hottest thing ever created. ————————————————-

B: Parang kang Max’s

G: Bakit?

B: Sarap to the bones!

G: *sapoks*

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B: I’m like McDonalds

G: Why?

B: *points to the heart of the girl* Love ko to’

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Were you arrested earlier? It’s gotta be illegal to look that good. ————————————————-

Do you believe in love at first sight? Or should I walk by again? ————————————————-

scenario: sunset

Girl: look at the sunset is’nt it one of the worlds most beautiful sight you are ever see?

Boy:(Looks at the Girl and let her catchhim looking at her) Yeah… its gorgeous !! ————————————————-

When I saw you from across the room, I passed out cold and hit my head on the floor…so I’m going to need your name and number for insurance reasons.

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Pardon me miss, I seem to have lost my phone number, could I borrow yours? ————————————————-

I feel like Richard Gere, I’m standing next to you, the Pretty Woman. ————————————————-

Baby, you must be a broom, cause you just swept me off my feet. ————————————————-

miss i think i know you, ahh i remember..your my next girlfriend ————————————————-

I have had a really bad day and it always makes me feel better to see a pretty girl smile. So, would you smile for me?

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Were you in Girl Scouts? Because you sure have tied my heart in a knot. ————————————————-

Were your parents Greek Gods? Because it takes two gods to make a goddess ————————————————-

Hi! Do you have a map? Because I think I got lost… in your eyes" ————————————————-

"love me now, i’ll court u forever."

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approaching a girl in a bar "did you know that there’s at least a 50 % chance that we’ll end up having sex?". Girl turns and asks why. To which the guy replies "you see there’s 2 of us and I’m willing…" ————————————————-

I hope you know CPR, cause you take my breath away! ————————————————-

Baby, you’re so sweet, you put Hershey’s outta business. ————————————————-

B: kayo ba my ari ng CRAYOLA!?

G:nde , bket?

B: kinulayan mo mundo ko eh

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Boy: is your father a baker???

Girl: why???

Boy: coz you have great buns

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I have lost my virginity can i take yours?

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B: Can i thank ur mom?

G: why

B: for having u

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The only thing your eyes haven’t told me is your name. ————————————————-

Nice legs…what time do they open?

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I know milk does a body good, but DAMN, how much have you been drinking? ————————————————-

You’ve got 206 bones in your body, want one more?